Well... uh... huh. Who knew! WTF?
So, Lord of the Rings collectibles. Ah? Eh? A nice sword, maybe: a model of Glamdring, the blade Gandalf carried, no problems understanding that. Hang that on the wall and be proud of your geekery. A Ring! The One Ring, encased in some nice rune-carved display globe. I get that. A brooch, maybe.
I admit that this particular collector's niche is something I never would have thought of. I'm not sure I would have pursued it if I did think of it. Click this! Click it!
I'll wait.
A... train? A collectible, HO-scale, gold-wheeled train set? With pictures from the movie on it.
Admittedly, when Frodo and the Fellowship were traveling by train to Mordor, with Legolas serving up tea and coffee in the dining car and Gandalf and Gimli playing a game of whist, the steady chugging of the wheels and the proud "whoo! whoo!" of the steam engine must have struck fear into the hearts of Sauron's servants, but damn.
Now, a Harry Potter collectible train? That makes sense. There's a %#&@$! train in that story. It's set in modern day. And I love me some HO-scale model railroading. But a collectible Lord of the Rings Electric Train Set... I... I'm jiggered. I'm really stupid right now. I must be in the wrong business. Seventy bucks per car. I should just bury my integrity and get into selling Thomas Kinkade holiday paraphernalia.
There's a Batman collectible train set advertised on the bottom of the page, if you like.
What's next? An exclusive Dale Earnhardt Intimidator Crossing Gate and Block Signals Accessory Set?